10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Fold and live to fold again