10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth