10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth