10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss