10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson