10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.