10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson