10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker is for loners.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)