10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- im going to 2 out you to death
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.