10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.