10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!