10 Random Poker Quotes

"Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
Those eggs smell delicious!
All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
Why not, when some because there are three.
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...