10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.