10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus