10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.