10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.