10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Welcome to kicker school
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."