10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "No river, no fish."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.