10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.