10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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