10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.