10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.