10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts