10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!