10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim