10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach