10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm