10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.