10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear