10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."