10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• im going to 2 out you to death
• It's Free To Fold...
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."