10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker is for loners.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright