10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Welcome to kicker school