10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"