10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek