10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright