10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown