10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.