10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer