10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz