10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.