10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• It's Free To Fold...
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.