10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Fold and live to fold again
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."