10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.