10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright