10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Fold and live to fold again
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow