10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright