10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "No river, no fish."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)