10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.