10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from